Class dick headcanons
My foolproof scheme to become tumblr-famous
LOL no indeed.
I think Sniper should get his ding-dong checked out by a doctor.
[Sniper walks into the Medic’s office, looking nervous.]
SNIPER: Oy, Doc, I got a problem.
MEDIC: Ja, ja, what is it?
SNIPER: Well there ain’t no delicate way to put this, but…it’s me privates.
MEDIC: Aaach, what about them?
SNIPER: Well, every since I started me jarate regimen they just been a bit off, y’see…
MEDIC: How disgusting! Ugh, I suppose I will have to have a look then.
[Sniper grumbles and drops trou.
Medic’s shriek of horror can be heard from five miles away.]