Since I and everyone I hang around with are completely horrible this idea has been going around that a charr and a cactus sylvari are going to argue about whose dick is spikier and then it is going to turn into interspecies frot or something

So of course I’m going to draw it eventually you know

(Horrible)

Those of you who follow my main blog will have seen this coming a mile away.

To the rest of you, I am so, so sorry.

(Plus bonus bioluminescent version:)

bluscoutmama:

annethecatdetective:

wienermeister:

orgasmosaur:

Class dick headcanons

My foolproof scheme to become tumblr-famous

beautiful

hahaha Pyro…

LOL no indeed.

I think Sniper should get his ding-dong checked out by a doctor.

[Sniper walks into the Medic’s office, looking nervous.] 

SNIPER: Oy, Doc, I got a problem.

MEDIC: Ja, ja, what is it?

SNIPER: Well there ain’t no delicate way to put this, but…it’s me privates.

MEDIC: Aaach, what about them?

SNIPER: Well, every since I started me jarate regimen they just been a bit off, y’see…

MEDIC: How disgusting! Ugh, I suppose I will have to have a look then.

[Sniper grumbles and drops trou. 

Medic’s shriek of horror can be heard from five miles away.]

Class dick headcanons

My foolproof scheme to become tumblr-famous

The answer is obvious.

edit: man that dick is orange what I get for choosing colors late at night with f.lux installed

I really can’t blame anyone but myself, this time.

Dammit Doc where did you get that thing

It was on an enemy Pyro corpse and they weren’t using it, you say? Your original bits are safely stored in a jar in the fridge for later?

Okay carry on then

thisiswhereiwillartscumbags:

vaginas

Oh yes Heavy fingering

Good